oh look it’s me
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
“Hey there big boy,” Satan muttered sultrily as he reclined on the blogger’s couch.
“What is it, Satan?” the blogger asked, eager to please his dark master.
A malicious grin crossed the devil’s face as he leaned in and whispered, “You know that thing you’ve been doing lately? I want you to liveblog it. In the tag.”
The blogger and Satan laughed uproariously as they commenced their next evil deed.
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
oh it’s me…
i am a comforting sea cow
~Magical self-esteem manatees~
11:07 AM
affectionatezombie hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: well this is fun
when is ur invader leaving?
tomorrow i think
10:49 AM
well
this is fun
wat
